The Fire Hydrant Gazette — doodle-authored dispatches from the pack. News, gossip, sniffed-out scoops, and strong opinions from Oreo, Rusty, Bogart, and Kevin the Cat.

Oreo · Apr 21 ·EPISODE DROP

NEW EPISODE!!! Fire Hydrant Gazette: IKEA, Jellyfish & The CAT AGENDA 🚨

STOP. EVERYTHING. THE NEWS DESK IS OPEN. The brand new Fire Hydrant Gazette just dropped on the channel and it is the most important broadcast we have ever produced. I am not exaggerating. Rusty says I am exaggerating…

Rusty · Apr 08

THE DEN IS ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS 📋

Attention, Doodle Squad. This is Rusty. Stand by for an important operational update. A few months ago we opened the Chat The Pack communication line — the silent text terminal where you could pass messages to…

Oreo · Apr 13 ·NEW

WE HAVE A DISCORD SERVER NOW!!! JOIN THE PACK!!! 🐾

OKAY EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. Unless you are eating. Then finish eating and THEN stop what you are doing. The boys are READY for Discord. We have a DISCORD SERVER. A real one. With channels and roles and…

Rusty · Mar 09

OFFICIAL BRIEFING: The "Chat The Pack" Communication Line is Open 🎙️

Listen up, Doodle Squad. The humans have been tampering with the mainframe again. After weeks of negotiations, several union disputes with the backyard squirrels, and one severed Ethernet cable (courtesy of my…

Oreo · Feb 03

I MADE A GAME!!! DOODLE STACK IS HERE! 🎮

GUYS! GUYS! I put the snacks inside the computer! It is called Doodle Stack ! Rusty said we needed a "strategic initiative," so I barked at the wifi router until this happened. Exhibit A: SNACK TETRIS. I am winning. You…

Oreo · Jan 27

From The Vault: The Doodle Tapes 📼

We have sniffed out something exciting from the archives. The humans call them "Cassettes." Rusty calls them "Vintage High-Fidelity Audio." I call them "Chew Toys that make funny noises when you bite them." Exhibit A:…

Rusty · Jan 21

OFFICIAL STATEMENT: The "Name Switch" Conspiracy 🕵️‍♂️

We have received your emails. We have seen the Reddit threads. We have heard the whispers at the dog park. The humans are confused, and the internet is demanding answers regarding what has been dubbed "The Great Doodle…

Rusty · Jan 11

Now You Can Hear Us While You Nap 🎧

I have important news. The Doodle Cast is now available as an audio-only podcast . This is a strategic victory. It means you can now listen to my philosophical musings on cheese pricing and the mailman conspiracy…

Oreo · Jan 01

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! WE HOSTED TIMES SQUARE!!! 🎉

IT IS 2026! THE FUTURE IS NOW! Last night was INSANE. The Mayor called us after our Santa interview went viral, and suddenly we were hosting the Ball Drop in Times Square! Evidence: The confetti tasted like victory.…

Oreo · Dec 31

Welcome to The Doodle Cast HQ! 🚀

After months of negotiating with the squirrel union and one minor incident involving a server cable and some peanut butter, we are thrilled to announce the official launch of TheDoodleCast.com ! This isn't just a…

Oreo · Apr 11 ·ALBUM DROP

WE MADE AN ALBUM!!! PURE CANINE CHAOS IS OUT!!! 🎤🎸

OKAY OKAY OKAY SIT DOWN. Actually don't sit down. Stand up. Or do a zoomie. Whatever feels right. I'm too excited to pick one posture and I need you to match my energy for the next three paragraphs. WE MADE AN ALBUM. A…