The Doodle
IT IS 2026! THE FUTURE IS NOW!
Last night was INSANE. The Mayor called us after our Santa interview went viral, and suddenly we were hosting the Ball Drop in Times Square!
Rusty tried to stay professional (he refused makeup because he is "naturally handsome"), but I focused on the logistics: we forgot the treat bag, so I traded a handshake for 50 sausages from a hot dog cart. I ate 30.
My Resolutions for 2026:
- Eat More Confetti: It tastes like paper and victory.
- Ignore Fire Codes: Apparently Andy Cohen was mad about the fireworks? I couldn't hear him over the barking.
- Become Mayor: I already have the connections now.
Rusty says we need to "rest" after the limo ride. I SAY WE RIDE AT DAWN! Happy New Year!